Remembering a Funny Competition

frfr

Pardon?

wanna if i won or lost?

Im not sure

better decide

sup

sum ting wong wit yu

You failure, the only fat shit you need to know is eat egg fried rice

I put you in sweatshop now chex because you are asian

That is you when we pull up to sweatshop and you make stuff for AliBab

And Temu

you mean temu

and shein

i’m indian

I hate your kind you failure

You like black version of us

no you faliure

yellow

lmao

at least i have eyes

I see some orange chicken go eat it

go eat some dogs

wtf

fr

you like Germans?

Go eat curry you mudda fucka

CurryMuncher

go eat dogs

and bats

fuck nai

covid-20

Go eat you dosa you fat shit

hes not dyning

ching chong chinese frfr

Dinga dinga dinga dinga

ching chong wong wing

chinga chingachonga

You guys know calculus when you 2 year old?

yea

we smarter

Damn you dont like germans

No you not you failure at rife asshole

fr

u asins cant use a ar-15 for shit that's why America is leader in the military

And that why yo kind obese

Fatshit

yeah ok

peekaboo still cant see you

If it not for us you guys wont have shit because we make them

a lotta room to be talking when I'm lighter then a damn ballom

tru

You failure go eat more rice

wtf

stay away from my dogs

fr

I eat the cat dog anyway

he gonna sneak into ur house and take ur dogs

oh we know

And ching chong rice

And if you come to asia ever again I pull up to airport and inject you with covid-23

lmao

is it just me or are yall also thinking that isnt an asian

yeah same

I asian my eyes slant

-_-

lmao

This my 2 year old son he know how to take shit in toilet and know calculus

wtf

Sum ting you cant do

yes

i em

eysian

leik u

veri eysian

Do you know calculus?

i no cactus

i et bat bicos i am eysian

Do you know how to make rice?

yes

rice

is love

Do you snort MSG?

yes

MSG is life

Do you graduate harvard?

we high for egg fried rice

yes

Wow

You still failure

yes

MSG

Go to sweatshop and make stuff for Temu

yes

NOW

yes

i am

Or else you be this kid when I inject yu with covid-23

asian

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SPO5xfaj-Y

fialrue

no no yotub

inject me with yo pingping

Yes so now do your calclus and make stuff in sweatshop

yes

Fuck no you no deserve that

ok no no pingping

My ping ping 1 micrometer

very short

very nis

tiny pingping

It average just like you when you dont do your Kumon

NOW GO TO SWEATSHOP AND MAKE 1 CENT PER HOUR

yes

i dont do kumon i only cum

You failure I send you to heaven

Actually I send you to hell

i am in heven now

mixed with a little bit of msg and hell

No you in hell with the kid who don't know how to use ricecooker

this is torture

how dare that kid not know how to use ricecocker

Yes and there fat american eat all the cheeseburger

no

me nono want here

ples

i wil

do kumon and sweatsoap

You promise?

yes

and i shal

work

a lot for 1 yuan

and

die poor

Ok let me make you again buy putting my ping ping in girl factory worker and it will take 9 month to bring you back to earth

yes

put ur pingping in girl

Wtf

Yes I just did

What the fuck

yes

Shut fuck up failure go do math homework or you end up like chex

nuh uh

yes, u donut want fail like me

lemme say this in a way you will understand

soup

i am docta

mari me

i am engineer

mari me

papa

yes

who will i mari

i make 6 figures per month

If you doctor make cure for erectile dysfunction not like I will use it

Me

alright

Build me house

butt u is my papa..

shit bro alabama

Wife left me and yu my only hope and factory worker girl already pregnat

butt papa

I born in Great Wall Of China

i born in factory girl

No butts and butt is where i put mai ping ping in

the holy pingping

Just kidding im not pedophile

holy pingping

thats exactly what a pedofile would say

DA FUQ IS GOING ON

we eysian

Oh you like naruto?

Ye?

INSTANT FAILURE

yes

DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK

hail asian papa

incest

Im not asian bru

Chex I think factory worker girl water break I think she give birth

cal docktah

Mrbreadhed since you doctor please get baby out factory worker

WTF

nope im not touching that incest baby

me wil die

Fuck you bread head you failure anyway

little fucker probably has scoliosis

I will do it my self

save me holy pingping

Lmao

the baby fell onto the floor

Ahh shit so much rice just fell out of womb but I feel your head

yes

Ah shit it just did

its dead

which head..

x_x

ded

Not it not it have big brain and big skull and it asian it not die

Imma stomp its head theb

Chex you reborn so now you have to learn calculus over again

step on me daddy

WTAF

I killed the incest baby

No dont step on her she not incest

Incest?!?

yes master

either way congrats on your mushy pile of flesh

*does calculus*

Okay good now learn how to make rice and turn it into fried rice and Ill taste test it

yes

Ofc you like rice

*eats calculator*

Shut fuck up bitch

*makes egg fried rice liek uncle roger*

Good job you eat calculator we not need than we only need brain

*eats rice*

*Taste It*

*eats rice*

YOU FORGOT MSG

no

FUCKIN FAILURE

uncle roger

has msg

UNCLE ROGER DONT PUT ENOUGH MSG

brush yo teeth

he isnt british

HE FAILURE ALSO THAT WHY HE WORK IN FACTORY TO MAKE NIKE SHOE

Uncle Roger haiyaa

Now I put my ping ping in

it is better dan puting jam

WTF

Too tight now I send you back to hell

o no

papa

FAILURE AND NEXT TIME LEARN YOU NEED MORE MSG

SPRINKLE THAT SHIT WITH SMG

colonialism was pretty tight

MSG*

nOoOO i donut wan be in hel wit kid who not know how to use rickcocker

yes

how would yall feel about a second holocaust but against asians

i wil

do it agen

yesss

No NO you stay there for day and see how bad it is in their

vicks vaporub solve all problem lah

Yu luck that I gave you life again

wash da mudda fuckin rice

Well i have to go make stuff for Wish so bye failures

no

yes

yes listen to your ancestors

white flower will fix

msg

snort da msg

fix your failure life

msg

say no to jam

say yes to msg

say yes to msg

oi

yes

yes

guess what jake said

after i told him

what

what did he say