Party jokes
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.