Part jokes
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)