Part jokes
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!