Part

Part Jokes

Sex

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Shooting

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Sex

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Circumcision

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

Pupil

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Name

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

Suicide

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

Consent

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

Squirt

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Movie

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

Unemployment

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.