Part Jokes

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover

What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!

I asked stephen if he was a organ donator and he said why i said thats a shame i need parts for my go cart

You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies

Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.

I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

What is the best part of a turkey the drumstick ggaaagaaaga

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.