What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
