Part jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.