Part Jokes

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.

What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?

Fitting in

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.

to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.

I had a new blonde" part's expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire.. the part's guy was assuming she didn't know about planned parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop

me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

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What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey

The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.