Part jokes

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?

My boner.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.