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Part jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Turtle

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Penis

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Pupil

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

Unemployment

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Dick

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Wheelchair

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

USA

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Autism

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

Movie

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

Core

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Consent

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

Family

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

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