An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
