Part jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.