Part jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.