Part jokes
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!