Part Jokes

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

hey you down to fuck? no i’m just down

Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age

Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL

sorry not sorry -sans

One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "Calfs"!

I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia

RUSSIA US A

What is an orphans favorite part of school homework

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.