Part jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.