Part jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.