Part jokes
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.