Part jokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.