Part jokes
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.