There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
