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Part jokes

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?

Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!