Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
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What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
