Parent jokes
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?