Parent

Parent Jokes

Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet

Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?

THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"