Parent jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.