Parent jokes
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
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What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.