I called an orphans house, saying: are your parents home yet? He started crying
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
Q: Why don't Orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they dont have any parents
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
I asked a kid were there parents were.... Lol
What are two things orphans canât have
Parents
orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(
Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
A orphan asked his caretaker where his parent are and the caretaker said a place called home
Stop being disrespectful to all those pepole and there parents oh I forgot they don't have any parents
Teacher:I was an orphan when i was younger
Student:oof
Teacher:is anyone not here
Student:yes your parents
I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans