Parent jokes

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

What is a "dad?"

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature: _________

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!