Parent jokes
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
What is a "dad?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣