Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Louie's parents tried this.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The parent trap
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
Mommy?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
Why did my parents walk to the other side? ...why?
Bully: *Bullies kid* Orphan: Stop!! *Cries* Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD Orphan: :/
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents! Me: where are they? Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree
