Parent jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.