Parent jokes
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Values be like for alphabets:
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.