Parent jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Values be like for alphabets:
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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