Parent jokes
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Memes
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
My dad left me, lol.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Your mum isn't home.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.