Parent jokes
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Memes
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.