Parent jokes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.