Parent jokes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.