Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
