Parent jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Memes
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'