Parent jokes
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.