Parent jokes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!