Parent jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.