Parent jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
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