Parent jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
The glasses tho...
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(