Parent jokes
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.