Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
