Parent jokes

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

What do you call a green camel?

My parents left me.

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.