Parent jokes
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"