Parent jokes

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

I found your parent!

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!