why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Hay guys I use toilet paper
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
βYouβre not going to have time to finish this,β the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet. βYes I will,β replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
βNo you donβt, Iβm not going to accept that. Itβs late.β The student looked incredulous and angry. βDo you know who I am?β
βNo, as a matter of fact I donβt,β replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. βDo you know who I am?β the student asked again. βNo, and I donβt care,β replied the professor with an air of superiority. βGood,β replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
Brian can i see that paper for a sec
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
Twin towers are like identitical twins and i threw a paper airplane
why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper
Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
