dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Toilet paper cried across the road
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My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 𧻠Then I am π annoyed like super
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?π€·ββοΈπ©
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Hay guys I use toilet paper
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
π€ What do Polish people π΅π± π΅π± π΅π± in Poland do with π° π° π° π° newspapers π° π° π° π° after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
Rock paper lesbians.
