Paper Jokes

i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news

pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class

A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.

What was the colour of the wall paper in the twin towers?....plane

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !

“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”