Paper jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Memes
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!