At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
π€ What do Polish people π΅π± π΅π± π΅π± in Poland do with π° π° π° π° newspapers π° π° π° π° after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "JalapeΓ±o" your face!
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"Youβre not going to have time to finish this," the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No, you donβt, Iβm not going to accept that. Itβs late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact, I donβt," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again. "No, and I donβt care," replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
