Paper jokes
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
He got a paper cut and bled out.