My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I'm not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Toilet paper cried across the road
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
