Paper jokes
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.