Paper jokes

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

Paper.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.

Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.