Paper jokes

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.