" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.