Paper jokes
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.