Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
