Paper jokes

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

No more toilet paper jokes, please.

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

How can toilet paper decorate your house?

Shit sticks everywhere.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

It was on a roll.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?