why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔🤭😥🥵🥶😡😤🤬🤬
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
No more toilet paper Jokes please
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
