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Ownership Jokes
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Yours!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
