Ownership jokes
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
First meme here
Community talk
Go away Private Property
Privet property
I'm here to clear stuff up about Jake and his account. First off, he let me have his account, because he had also given other people his account. Second off, I did not take any other accounts besides his WJE account. I did not force him, he gave it to me without hesitation. It was fun because he is not going on WJE again, and it was just something he allowed me to have. The end.