Ownership

Ownership jokes

Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

Baby

What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a car in my garage.

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    Statue

    Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

    The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

    I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

    Dog

    I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

    Kid

    There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

    Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

    Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

    These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

    Only Ninety's kids know about this.

    Slave

    What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

    I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

    Sex slave

    What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

    I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

    Animal

    The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

    Victim

    What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

    Both were owned by their own kind.