Own jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! ππππππ
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "Thatβs Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isnβt it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.