Own Jokes

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

why do orphans want to be dogs?

because they want their own bed and food

I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...

chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.

making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'

dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?

Ur forehead so big its got its own gravitational pull