Outing jokes

You were born out of your dad.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.