Outing jokes

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!