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Newborn

1 year ago
An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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    • Pandemic

    1 month ago

    COVID was a different ERA

    Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."
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    • Ceremony

    3 years ago

    Crap, not again

    An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".
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    Suicide attempt

    7 years ago

    I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

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    • Mexican

    7 years ago

    What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

    Bean Dip.

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    • Sex toy

    3 years ago

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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