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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."
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    • Pandemic

    Big Jim · 10 months ago

    • COVID was a different ERA

    Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."
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    • Ceremony

    Chri5 · 3 years ago

    • Crap, not again

    An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".
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    • Mama

    igloo and you · 4 years ago

    • Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

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