Outing jokes

How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?

The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick.

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.