Outing jokes
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.