Otherness jokes
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.