Otherness jokes

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Accident

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Emo kid

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Kid

2 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

Daycare

22 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Harry Potter

14 views · Centrebro · 2 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Otherness memes

Twin Towers

1 view · Carlito_Guy · 3 years ago

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Friend

Anonymous · 3 years ago

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Name

1 view · watersharky · 4 years ago

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Guy

The Walking Dildo · 4 years ago

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Difference

3 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Cunnilingus

159 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Marathon

3 views · Allan C. · 5 years ago

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Twin

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Chemistry

1 view · Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why do anions hate each other?

Because they can't handle the negativity!

Lipstick

3 views · dev · 5 years ago

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Snake

4 views · Kyloren127 · 5 years ago

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"