Otherness jokes
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Memes
the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"