Otherness jokes
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.