Otherness jokes
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Memes
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”