Otherness jokes

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

What did the knife say to the other knife?

"Knife to meet you."

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.