Otherness jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:

Nothing, donkeys don't talk.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What did the orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the Batmobile!"

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"