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The kid behind the slaughter

Why can’t an orphan play baseball??

They can’t hit a home run 😂

Parent

Anonymous

Teacher: where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip

Orphan: Parent signature:___________

Parent

Not Your Dad

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents

Closet

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They don’t have a closet to come out of.

Parent

Anonymous

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

Bar

Anonymous

An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says “buddy you have to go home” the orphan replies " where is home"

Parent

Anonymous

teacher: if u keep talking over me i’ll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?

Family

Anonymous

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait

Parent

Anonymous

the orphan: why don’t my parents love me? me: because you don’t have any

Hell

Kenya Bailey

Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!

People

Anonymous

Why can’t Asian people play baseball

Why?

Cause they ate the bat

Father

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church

Why

To finally call someone father

Home

Anonymous

why can’t orphans play baseball they don’t know where home is

Milk

Anonymous

Why does the orphan not buy milk

That’s what there parents are doing

Parent

Jeffery

Why cant orphans go to parents evening because there parents left them

Day

Anonymous

What’s and orphans favorite holidays mothers and Father’s Day

Sister

Anonymous

Orphans are human too! They just don’t know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don’t like your jokes!

Cold

Anonymous

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!

Stop

Anonymous

Stop posting things on orphan jokes then!

Stop

Anonymous

Stop the orphan jokes

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