Orphan jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I'm adopted :[
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.