America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Orphan Jokes
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
