Orphan jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I'm adopted :[
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.