Orphan

Orphan jokes

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(