Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Phone

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Poker

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Tennis

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Garbage

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Parent

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Pop

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Orphanage

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Father

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Dad

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Option

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(