My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
