Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I'm adopted :[
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Welcome to Daveโs orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They donโt know what a home page is.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.