Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
Does a migit count as a orphan?
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
What do Orphans say on Father's day?
Well not happy father's day
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.
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I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
Most orphans were born on the highway, it’s where most accidents.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
