Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.