Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Orphan Jokes
POV: Her name is Alli.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans air?
Itâs invisible just like their parents.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I meant to say, whatâs an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
âWill you raise me?â
