Orphan jokes

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans have family time?

They don't have a family.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

Orphans are lonely.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

My anus smells.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!