Orphan jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.