Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
789.
Like if you know an orphan.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."