A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Orphan Jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
