Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Q: what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill
A: a mud slide
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Orphan, sorry.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
YO MOMMA
