Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.