Orphan jokes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.