Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.