Xbox Live jokes

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.