Xbox Live jokes

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.