I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a home page.
i was crying cuz my dad was cutting onions...
onions was a good dog
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
