Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.