I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Orphan Jokes
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
