A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
