Orphan jokes
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.