Orphan jokes
The F in orphans stands for family...
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.