Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.