Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Food

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

Dog

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Orphanage

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

Mom

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Dad

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Santa

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Knock

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Parent

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Present

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Baseball

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Sleep

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Parent

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.