Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.