Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
