Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.