Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)