Orphan jokes
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.