Orphan jokes
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...