Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.