Orphan jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.