Orphan

Orphan jokes

Daddy

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Kid

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Parent

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Geometry

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Parent

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Tree

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Parent

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Yahtzee

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Room

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Donation

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

Side

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Girl

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Father

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

Police

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.