Orphan jokes
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.