mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
Q. why the orphan was unable to use the phone A. he was trying to phone home
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
why do orphans pray to God.
so they have someone to call father
what show do orphans never wach? fuller house
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
