Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.