Orphan jokes
Ready when you are, KK.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.