Orphan jokes
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.