Orphan Jokes

Traedude

Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What’s a mom?

Anonymous

DAD:I’m bringing your toys to the orphanage

SON:why

DAD:your going to need them

BrassChamp
in Orphanage

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.

Anonymous

Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins

Person

I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he

JustJokesNothingSerious

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage

hi

Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Not your parents.

Anonymous

did you know the f in orphan stands for family…oh wait HAHA

we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents…oh continue

my dads gone✌️🎅🏿

if an orphan takes a selfie… isn’t it basically a family portrait?

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

Presley

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.

Anonymous

why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home

Orphan
in Difference

What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

Anonymous
in Play

Why can’t orphans play gta?

Because they are not wanted

Sapphire crystal

What do an orphans parents have in commn with Nemo? They all can’t be found.

Anonymous

why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find home

Noor Sandhu

What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples got picked.

Orphanator

What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless