Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphan Jokes
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
