Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.