Orphan jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Moment and I
Yo mamma sucks!
No one gives a fuck.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)