Orphan jokes
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
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I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
"Stop bullying me!"