Orphan jokes
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
My life.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Beans and toast.
Orphans are cool.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.