Orphan jokes
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
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What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Penis.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.