Orphan jokes
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
I farted how bout u?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
"Send me back, I never liked you."