Orphan jokes
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STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Can someone be my daddy?
Yo mamma sucks!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
No one gives a fuck.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Dmitriy has no mother.