Orphan jokes
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What can orphans not do in school?
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
UHH, DADDY!
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What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Penis.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.