Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house

What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

How did the orphan survive birth?


Ur mom gay

Orphan finds genie

Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich

Genie: of course

Orphan:my second wish is to be famous


Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can’t bring people back from the dead

fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent

Why are orphans rude at school?

What’s the school going to do? Call their parents?

When I’m bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents

Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life

in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

Why can orphans type… because they can’t find home row

What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents

What is an orphans favorite beer?


Why can’t an orphan play base ball??? He doesn’t know where home is

Why can’t orphans play baseball because they can’t find home

If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.

what is the one feature an orphan kid’s phone doesn’t have that mine does?A home button.