Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.