So i had a friend that was an orphan and he said “hows ur gf” i said “i dont have one” he said “i know just reminding you” i then said “hey hows your parents” i never saw him after that
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie? a family photo
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
what do you call a orphan taking a selfie a family photo
What’s it called if an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.
A orphan’s first word would be orphan keeper