What’s the difference between orphans and apples

Apples get picked

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

A orphan’s first word would be orphan keeper

A kid annoyed me the other day I told him to shut up and go back to his parents

Thats the last time I’m going to an orphanage.

Ps:this is my friends joke that I wanted to share

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more

Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this

Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

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Kid: I fucked your mom

Orphan: Whats a mom?

Hi person reading this

Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c

Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom

Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

if a orphan tells you there’s 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents