Orphan Jokes

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Anonymous

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

Anonymous

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

mama wait what mama

A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper

Bignuts420

I saw a kid crying yesterday so I asked him where js parents were, god I love working in a orphanage

Anonymous

Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked

kid toutcher

what type of work can orphans do. home work

Anonymous

I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

Anonymous 69

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

G

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy

Anonymous

Q. what movie represents a orphans life?

A. Spiderman No Way Home

According to all known laws of aviatio

What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Anonymous

why do orphans eat cereal with water, because their dad never came home with the milk

Emma <3

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

HI MY NAME IS YOUR MOM

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...

A iPhone has a button to go home

Sapphire crystal

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie? a family photo

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.

Anonymous

What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.

They are both nowhere to be found.

Ya boiii

Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because its a family company...

Anonymous

What’s an orphans high school nickname

Lone stone