Orphan Jokes

Cry

Anonymous

people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage

Girl

Anonymous

Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: ..Who's there?

Boy: not your parents!

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孤儿

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

Date

Anonymous

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

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Not Your Dad

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock...

Who' there?

Not your parents

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Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

Student: OOFT

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents

Emilly

Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this

Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

Orphan 1

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

2

Anonymous

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

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Lost

Anonymous

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Anonymous 69

an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him

Orphanage worker:)

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I ask, "where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage:)

Joker;)989

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

happynut

What is the difference between an Orphan and Pikachu, Pikachu I choose you

Miss

Anonymous

Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them

Emo boy Zane

why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.

Riley Richards

Why can’t orphans go on game shows

You need a family member

Milk

Anonymous

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water.

Because their dad never came back with the milk🥛😂🤣

Noah-Orphan

I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's

Silas booty raper

Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.