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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?

One of them get picked.

Game

Anonymous

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a apple and a orphan? a apple gets picked.

Play

Anonymous

Mom, can I please go out and play?

… no answer

Chicken

bigblackballs

why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation

Girl

Bye

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said

Mum

Anonymous

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Play

Anonymous

why do orphans play GTA5 so much

So they could be wanted

Cry

Imposter

Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can’t go crying to there parent 😅

Orphanage

Anonymous

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

House

Anonymous

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

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Means

No name

Why are so many people mean to orphans???

They can’t cry to their parents

Home

Anonymous

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

Home

Ur Mom

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too

Friend

Friendly

Why can’t an orphan make a YouTube channel?

Cause they can’t make it family friendly

Orphanage

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents… God I love working at a Orphanage

Prostitution

Anonymous

why are orphans prostitutes

so they can call someone daddy

Yo mama

Tallahassee, Florida

What’s an orphan’s least favorite joke?

…YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait…

Bad

Kanye West

why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home

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