Why can’t orphans play baseball Because They can never find home

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What Kind of Hardware store can’t orphans go into

Home Depot

Why cant Orphans play Baseball? Because they can not find Home.

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball??

Cause they don’t know where home is.

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side

What’s an orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home

Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?

So they can call someone daddy

why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don’t have mothers day or fathers day

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because thy can’t find the first base they came from.

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Why couldn’t the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie? Home.

Why can’t play baseball. Because they can’t run home

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents