Button

Anonymous

why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button

Bad

MR Mom

can a orphan go to a family Resturant?

Parent

Anonymous

when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back

Home

Anonymous

whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home

Home

Anonymous

Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.

King

Anonymous

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

People

Anonymous

Orphan finds genie

Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich

Genie: of course

Orphan:my second wish is to be famous

Genie:done

Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can’t bring people back from the dead

Home

Brooke

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

because they’ll never make it home

Puns

Joey

Joke

Gun

Anonymous

what is the diffrence between an american and a orphan they dont have a home to get their guns

Family

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family

Girl

Anonymous

Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?

So they can call someone daddy

Parent

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature

House

Anonymous

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

Home

Ur Mom

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too

Friend

Friendly

Why can’t an orphan make a YouTube channel?

Cause they can’t make it family friendly

Home

Anonymous

Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team

Parent

Anonymous

LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents

Family

Anonymous

Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry

Orphanage

Boogerboi

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

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