Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

Why can’t orphans work at S.C johnson

Cause it’s a family company 🤣

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

What did the orphan say to the parent, oh wait.

Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad

Why are orphans only able to have iphone X’s? because it doesnt have a home button

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it’s not like they’ll tell there parents.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

How are tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like

the F in orphan stands for family

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

if a orphan tells you there’s 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball? The don’t know where home is.😢

An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says “buddy you have to go home” the orphan replies " where is home"

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father

I made a house for orphans and…

they had no clue How to use it