Orphan Jokes

people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage

Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: ..Who's there?

Boy: not your parents!

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock...

Who' there?

Not your parents

Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

Student: OOFT

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents

Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this

Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I ask, "where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage:)

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

What is the difference between an Orphan and Pikachu, Pikachu I choose you

Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them

why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.

Why can’t orphans go on game shows

You need a family member

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water.

Because their dad never came back with the milk🥛😂🤣

I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's

Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.