why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can’t bring people back from the dead
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
because they’ll never make it home
what is the diffrence between an american and a orphan they dont have a home to get their guns
Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family
Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?
So they can call someone daddy
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
Why can’t an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can’t make it family friendly
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted