Orphan

Orphan Jokes

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says "buddy you have to go home" the orphan replies " where is home"

I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle

Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept