Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.