why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button

can a orphan go to a family Resturant?

when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back

whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home

Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

Orphan finds genie

Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich

Genie: of course

Orphan:my second wish is to be famous

Genie:done

Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can’t bring people back from the dead

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

because they’ll never make it home

Joke

what is the diffrence between an american and a orphan they dont have a home to get their guns

Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family

Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?

So they can call someone daddy

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent’s signature

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too

Why can’t an orphan make a YouTube channel?

Cause they can’t make it family friendly

Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team

LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents

Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted