Orphan Jokes

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper

I saw a kid crying yesterday so I asked him where js parents were, god I love working in a orphanage

Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked

what type of work can orphans do. home work

I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy

Q. what movie represents a orphans life?

A. Spiderman No Way Home

What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising

why do orphans eat cereal with water, because their dad never came home with the milk

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...

A iPhone has a button to go home

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie? a family photo

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.

What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.

They are both nowhere to be found.

Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because its a family company...

What’s an orphans high school nickname

Lone stone