Orphan Jokes

If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents

A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.

Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"