Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Family

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Cause

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Child

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Mother's Day

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Mr Smith

Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

iPhone

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Child

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

Letter

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Kid

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Bar

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

Teacher

Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?

Orphan: Parent signature: ___________

Parent

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.

Parent

Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.

Orphan: They're dead.

Me: A promise made is a promise kept.