Orphan Jokes

So i had a friend that was an orphan and he said “hows ur gf” i said “i dont have one” he said “i know just reminding you” i then said “hey hows your parents” i never saw him after that

Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more

why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved

you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

Student: OOFT

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents

Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie

Me-they are Parental guidance

What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.

Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

What do you call a orphan taking a selfie? a family photo

why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy

I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

what do you call a orphan taking a selfie a family photo

What’s it called if an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.

A orphan’s first word would be orphan keeper