Orphan jokes
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?