What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?

One of them get picked.

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

what is the difference between a apple and a orphan? a apple gets picked.

Mom, can I please go out and play?

… no answer

why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

why do orphans play GTA5 so much

So they could be wanted

Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can’t go crying to there parent 😅

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

Why are so many people mean to orphans???

They can’t cry to their parents

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too

Why can’t an orphan make a YouTube channel?

Cause they can’t make it family friendly

I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents… God I love working at a Orphanage

why are orphans prostitutes

so they can call someone daddy

What’s an orphan’s least favorite joke?

…YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait…

why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home