Orientation Jokes

I'm so gay.

You really gay. No questions added.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.

"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."

And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"

The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

I'm Gay.

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

Hi, I’m gay.

A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.

A gay man offers him a drink.

The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.

"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."

The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.

Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.

They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"

He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."

So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"